The HQ
A watchman on my own machine, day and night.
- every 5 minutes
- it collects: deploys, errors, health, failed jobs, spending
- it ranks
- fixed rules, no AI
- it tells me
- a popup, an email, a morning brief at 07:45
- it drafts a fix
- Claude Code on a branch. It never merges
a dead man's switch: if the watchman stops, I hear about that too
Python, standard library only. 9,400 lines, 6,300 of tests. 84 commits.